you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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