Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he shaved USA in his pubs
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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