is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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