Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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