We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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