you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
