Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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