allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
