So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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