im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
