why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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