My friends, they love my intelligence
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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