so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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