I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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