He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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