I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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