Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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