accomplished twins. life is a go
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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