The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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