She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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