I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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