So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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