Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
