she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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