the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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