So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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