Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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