I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
