Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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