she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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