were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
