I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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