in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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