I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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