We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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