At least make sure they are 18
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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