I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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