Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
