I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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