we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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