I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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