I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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