Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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