I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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