Whod you bang
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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