The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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