There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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