if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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