I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.