my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.