my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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