is your mom at the bar?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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