i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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