have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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