so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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