It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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