no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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