its not stalking. its research.
accomplished twins. life is a go
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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