i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize