yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Randomize
