i need an iv and a liver transplant
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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