i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
