God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
