Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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