some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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