Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
